URGENT!

ADVERTISEMENT: Old tired woman seeking companion, friendship, possible relationship, not to demanding (How could she) Will settle with who ever (At that point in life anyone will do) Has a great job ( School/work was her best friend, lover and so on) Not jealous (As if she could be) Willing to pretend he´s honest and she´s the only one (Reality will only break her heart) Wont hold hands in public (She knows he gives only what is needed when its needed) Will wait by the phone waiting to pick you up from whatever bar you end up shit faced (Has very few options) willing to have children (She waits for that day) Will live every single day with open arms for you. Reply if interested, will not be disapointed!!
Observation: You may grow accustomed to her, you will come to discover she´s smart, funny, outgoing, great companion, understanding, great mother, teacher, cook, everything you ever wanted, one day you will realize she is every woman you pass by and look for, you will thank her for birthing your children and allowing you to be hers, you will spend every single day in your life trying to be the man she always wished for and grateful for the oportunity to do so.
(Details subject to negotiation)